The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea Choson is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kim Jong-Un with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.145 billion Koreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,390 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea Choson's national animal is the Korean Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea Choson is ranked 290,483^rd in the world and 122^nd in India for Most Primitive, scoring -687.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.