The Republic of Novembreland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Antonio Gramsci with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.777 billion Novembrelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novembregrad. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Novembrelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,351 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,242 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racehorses move a lot slower these days, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime is totally unknown. Novembreland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Novembreland is ranked 289,489^th in the world and 4,105^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -612.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.