The Mountaineers of Noxkhcikan Armed Forces is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alibek Shaqo Abaza Pasha with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.68 billion Noxkhcikans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shache Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Noxkhciki economy, worth 39.9 trillion Golden Shirims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 23,775 Golden Shirims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the Federal Council of Noxkhcikan Armed Forces has been announced as the new Head of State, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and Islam has been named as Noxkhcikan Armed Forces's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noxkhcikan Armed Forces's national animal is the Horse and its national religion is Islam.

Noxkhcikan Armed Forces is ranked 48,085^th in the world and 1,133^rd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 103.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.