Population | 11.378 billion |
Capital | Nudia |
Currency | Franc |
Animal | Rooster |
The Republic of Nudesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.378 billion Nudesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nudia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nudesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,888 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games. Crime is totally unknown. Nudesia's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nudesia is ranked 287,698th in the world and 62nd in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
- : Nudesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Nudesia flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.