The Pretty Good Nation of Numenoria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ace Deucey with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.99 billion Numenorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Numenorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Bippies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,101 Bippies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ace Deucey can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Numenoria's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Numenoria is ranked 32,254^th in the world and 1,689^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 108.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.