The Most Serene Republic of O1d Zealand is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.207 billion O1d Zealandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish O1d Zealandian economy, worth 129 trillion Zealandian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 30,730 Zealandian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. O1d Zealand's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

O1d Zealand is ranked 159,332^nd in the world and 9^th in Old Zealand for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,333.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.