The Diplomatic Center of Oceanic-Tang Union Headquarters is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor David and Empress Amelia Tang with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The democratic, devout population of 10.673 billion Oceanic-Tang Union Headquartersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragania-Oceanic Union Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Oceanic-Tang Union Headquartersian economy, worth 977 trillion Dragoons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,632 Dragoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, the nation refuses to provide international aid, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and concussed Eagullball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown. Oceanic-Tang Union Headquarters's national animal is the Eagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestant and Bahamutism.

Oceanic-Tang Union Headquarters is ranked 109,847^th in the world and 26^th in St Abbaddon for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.