The Communist Kingdom of Ontarina is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Luz with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.701 billion Ontarinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ka'ng'ai'rika. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ontarinan economy, worth 304 trillion jokongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,562 jokongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the Great Ontarinan Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ontarina's national animal is the Fennec fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vitorionism.

Ontarina is ranked 121,974^th in the world and 4,696^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,638.7 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.