The Dominion of Opressi Hatredia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Domini Imperiosus with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.184 billion Opressitredians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violentiam. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Opressi Hatredian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion ration tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,860 ration tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink humans are a common side effect after Opressitredians eat their meals, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, and human populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opressi Hatredia's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Opressi Hatredia is ranked 3,264^th in the world and 2^nd in A few unrelated but nearby nations for Most Patriotic, with 86.07 flags saluted per person per day.