The Caribbean Confederation of ORCHILA is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Luis Ignacio Mendoza with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.224 billion ORCHILAians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Orchila. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming ORCHILAian economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,695 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Luis Ignacio Mendoza has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Luis Ignacio Mendoza is famed for giving great back rubs, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ORCHILA's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

ORCHILA is ranked 52,573^rd in the world and 4^th in Organization of United Sovereign States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,156.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.