The Republic of Osetian republic is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 20 million Osetian republicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The strong Osetian republician economy, worth 1.13 trillion Guaps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,331 Guaps, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osetian republic's national animal is the Spykus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Osetian republic is ranked 248,799^th in the world and 1,153^rd in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.