The UDS RPing of Ostrovskiy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dina Goldstein with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.696 billion Ostrovskians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alkira. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ostrovskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion velsons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,939 velsons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Ostrovskiy is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ostrovskiy's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ostrovskiy is ranked 2,215^th in the world and 6^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,485.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.