The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mustafa Tong with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.46 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banaba Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Gentle Outer Micronesian economy, worth 730 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 18,049 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Outter Micronesia's radio stations, Outter Micronesia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Prime Minister Mustafa Tong has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Outter Micronesia has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Outter Micronesia's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Be Awesome to Each Other.

Outter Micronesia is ranked 36,351^st in the world and 17^th in Wysteria for Most Patriotic, with 34.38 flags saluted per person per day.