The Twin Cities of Owen-Withee is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.639 billion Owen-Witheeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owen-Withee. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Owen-Witheean economy, worth a remarkable 1,566 trillion Owithians a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,528 Owithians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owen-Withee's national animal is the Whitetail Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Owen-Withee is ranked 280,989^th in the world and 10,705^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.