Population | 6.736 billion |
Capital | our mum's house |
Leader | group meeting |
Currency | flippant hand gesture |
Animal | draenog |
The Cymrodoriaeth Nerfus of Pentremeurig is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by group meeting with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.736 billion cymrodyr are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of our mum's house. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming cymric economy, worth 714 trillion flippant hand gestures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,134 flippant hand gestures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, vaccinations are mandatory, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime is totally unknown. Pentremeurig's national animal is the draenog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pentremeurig is ranked 13,608th in the world and 13th in Anarchy for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,931.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pentremeurig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Pentremeurig was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Pentremeurig was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Pentremeurig, the government funds large training centres to turn draenogs into functioning members of society.