The Imperialistic theocracy of Peoples Republic of the Philippines is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperidorus Cycelon Aldlrëach II with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.693 billion Imperials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Manila. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ad Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Imperial Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,212 Imperial Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and Emperidorus Cycelon Aldlrëach II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of the Philippines's national animal is the Philippine Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nuex Vux Dios Imperia.

Peoples Republic of the Philippines is ranked 18,553^rd in the world and 8^th in New United Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 106.12 kickbacks per hour.