Population | 1.992 billion |
Capital | Phinolico Capital City |
Leader | Emperor Francisco Salvador Windorfore |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | gold sequences |
Animal | Turtle |
The Christian Empire of Phinolico is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Francisco Salvador Windorfore with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.992 billion Phinolicoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phinolico Capital City. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.
The powerhouse Phinolicoan economy, worth 177 trillion gold sequenceses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,913 gold sequenceses, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
School uniforms are compulsory, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, Phinolico Capital City is a police state during international summits, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phinolico's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Phinolico is ranked 85,951st in the world and 51st in Philippines for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,475.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Phinolico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Phinolico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Phinolico's influence in Philippines rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Phinolico's influence in Philippines rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Phinolico relocated from Balder to Philippines.
- : Phinolico was refounded in Balder.
- : Phinolico ceased to exist in Philippines.
- : Phinolico was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Phinolico altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Phinolico, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.