The Nomadic Peoples of Pizza delivery man is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 696 million Pizza delivery men are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pizza delivery man economy, worth 4.58 trillion Pepperonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,587 Pepperonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizza delivery man's national animal is the Pizza, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pizza delivery man is ranked 50,242^nd in the world and 7^th in The Bongos United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.11 law-abiding acts per hour.