The Republic of Premium countries is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Countrymen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Premium countriesian economy, worth 938 billion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,788 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,883 per year while the poor average 2,556, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Premium countries's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Premium countries is ranked 263,169^th in the world and 2^nd in Premium Countries for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 387.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.