The Republic of Prumia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Consul Seymour Arkend with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.702 billion Prumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olstain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prumian economy, worth a remarkable 5,292 trillion Hentils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,250 Hentils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,731 per year while the poor average 24,516, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, foreign workers are flooding in as Hentils flood out, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prumia's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Prumia is ranked 278,910^th in the world and 6^th in Coalition of Sovereign Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -325.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.