The Kingdom of Psylaris is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.773 billion Umbreons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Umbreon economy, worth 165 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,623 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,067 per year while the poor average 12,992, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Psylaris's new capital, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, and Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Psylaris's national animal is the owl.

Psylaris is ranked 153,080^th in the world and 2^nd in GDP for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,205.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.