The Legendary Raider of Pyrosky is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Pyrrhus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.243 billion Pyroskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrus. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pyroskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,304 trillion Skölds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,733 Skölds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyrosky's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.

Pyrosky is ranked 16,491^st in the world and 2^nd in Aurora Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.74 law-abiding acts per hour.