The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.633 billion Qazaqs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 9,898 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 479,763 Qazaq Teńges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, skyscrapers get built in just days, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Qyran qus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 291,354^th in the world and 8^th in Turkic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -765.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.