The Q-Kingdom of Qlutlun is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 15.499 billion Qlutluni have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Qlutluna economy, worth 648 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,824 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, punitive tariffs protect local industry, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and Qlutlun's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qlutlun's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Qlutlun is ranked 100,269^th in the world and 12^th in Xedas for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 232.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.