The Theocracy of Quackland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Duck Lord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.774 billion Quackish enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Froulgian. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quacky economy, worth 307 trillion Downs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,003 Downs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the death penalty has been reintroduced, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quackland's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Froulganism.

Quackland is ranked 131,320^th in the world and 5,051^st in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,329.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.