The Free and Sovereign Republic of Raccoonopolis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governing President Lucia Karlsson with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.265 billion Raccoonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitras Capital District. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raccoonian economy, worth 369 trillion Nitórs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,225 Nitórs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, Governing President Lucia Karlsson's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, a flying elephant and Governing President Lucia Karlsson share the same nickname, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Raccoonopolis's national animal is the Raccoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Raccoonopolis is ranked 110,506^th in the world and 8^th in Heart for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,424.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.