The Socialist Commonwealth of Raeun is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Consul Arkyn with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.792 billion Raeunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Raeunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,818 trillion Richters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 323,823 Richters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown. Raeun's national animal is the Cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zinroastrianism.

Raeun is ranked 292,477^th in the world and 4,178^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1180.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.