The Majestical Loving Free Land of Rainbowya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 9.576 billion Rainbowyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Rainbowyan economy, worth 112 trillion Smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 11,704 Smiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbowya's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rainbowya is ranked 76,907^th in the world and 75^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69 law-abiding acts per hour.