The ⠺⠁⠞⠑⠗⠍⠑⠇⠕⠝ ⠁⠎⠎⠕⠉⠊⠁⠞⠑⠎ of Random Country 453632 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Random Guy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 8.089 billion Randomians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randport. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Randomian economy, worth 625 trillion Randenominations a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,366 Randenominations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the newest shade developed by Random Country 453632's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Country 453632's national animal is the Tychaiopragmus randomensis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Acts of Random.

Random Country 453632 is ranked 244,613^th in the world and 3,469^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -136.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.