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Rudest Citizens: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 89thHighest Drug Use: 103rd
The Vermin Guild of
Anarchy
Strays I find in it, wounds I bind in it.
Influence
Handshaker
Kitchen Aide, Cheese Cellar Manager, & Poetry Assistant
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Ratfink

Population11.318 billion

CapitalRattestag
LeaderRattenkönig
FaithAmberat

Currencyfilthy lucre
AnimalField Vole

The Vermin Guild of Ratfink is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rattenkönig with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.318 billion Vermin live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rattestag. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Verminous economy, worth a remarkable 3,221 trillion filthy lucres a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,654 filthy lucres, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,632,024 per year while the poor average 2,998, a ratio of 877 to 1.

Citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ratfink's national animal is the Field Vole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amberat.

Ratfink is ranked 125th in the world and 3rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 43,283.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 35thHighest Crime Rates: 89thHighest Drug Use: 103rdMost Armed: 120thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 140thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 194thMost Avoided: 205thLargest Retail Industry: 211thFattest Citizens: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 336thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 762ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 769thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,384thMost Politically Free: 1,598thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,592ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,899thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,557thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,791stLargest Mining Sector: 4,107thMost Cultured: 4,947thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,817thHighest Economic Output: 6,704thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,851stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,751stNudest: 16,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,309thMost Influential: 20,392ndMost Pro-Market: 22,585thMost Extreme: 24,045thMost Inclusive: 25,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,599th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the region

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