The Republic of Rattanathailand is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 394 million Culers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barcelona. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Culers economy, worth 43.0 trillion Culé Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,091 Culé Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rattanathailand's national animal is the Blaugrana Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rattanathailand is ranked 82,910^th in the world and 281^st in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 89.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.