The People's Republic of Republic hindustan is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 18 million Republic hindustanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The strong Republic hindustanian economy, worth 719 billion Rupeeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 39,968 Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, Harry Potter books are banned, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Republic hindustan's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Republic hindustan is ranked 207,353^rd in the world and 191^st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -86.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.