Population | 9.371 billion |
Capital | Männilinn |
Leader | Iva Aruväli |
Faith | Piner-Orthodox |
Currency | Trade Token |
Animal | Alpine Ibex |
The United Pineslavic Peoples of Republic of Pine is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Iva Aruväli with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.371 billion Piners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Männilinn. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Pineslavic economy, worth 812 trillion Trade Tokens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,702 Trade Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Pine's national animal is the Alpine Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piner-Orthodox.
Republic of Pine is ranked 11,887th in the world and 1st in The Democratika for Most Primitive, scoring 91.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Republic of Pine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Republic of Pine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Republic of Pine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Republic of Pine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Republic of Pine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Smartest Citizens.
- : Republic of Pine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Republic of Pine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Pine, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Pine, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Republic of Pine, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Candanadium.