The Frightening Economy Defender of Rhino Hypolan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elmo S Muppet with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.192 billion Hypolanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Microsoft Windows 98 Plustopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhino Hypolanian economy, worth 324 trillion UK Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,001 UK Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,033 per year while the poor average 28,553, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhino Hypolan's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rhino Hypolan is ranked 235,421^st in the world and 78^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -116.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.