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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,398thNudest: 3,495th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
Russkiy chelovek vzoydyot v bydlo
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Russo-bydliya

Population190 million

Currencypalets
AnimalSLON

The Dictatorship of Russo-bydliya is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 190 million Russo-bydliyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The powerhouse Russo-bydliyan economy, worth 16.7 trillion palets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,648 palets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,381 per year while the poor average 14,662, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Russo-bydliya's national animal is the SLON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russo-bydliya is ranked 284,299th in the world and 5,404th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 178.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,398thNudest: 3,495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,632ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,676thFattest Citizens: 3,854thMost Primitive: 4,066thMost Secular: 4,950thMost Avoided: 5,534thHighest Crime Rates: 6,975thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,312thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,008thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,558thTop
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Most Influential: 16,684thLargest Mining Sector: 18,269thMost Armed: 19,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,535thLargest Retail Industry: 23,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 25,304thMost Conservative: 25,719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,781st
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 65th in the regionMost Primitive: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75th in the regionFattest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Avoided: 84th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 176th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 246th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 271st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Armed: 291st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 364th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 373rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 384th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 531st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
  • : Russo-bydliya was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Russo-bydliya was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Russo-bydliya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.

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