The Kingdom of Sachojey is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.874 billion Sachojeyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eshialand City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sachojeyian economy, worth 431 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 111,500 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,706 per year while the poor average 29,886, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sachojey's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sachojey is ranked 274,944^th in the world and 4,471^st in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 6.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.