The Free Land of Salt Witch Chitato is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.865 billion Salt Witch Chitatoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Salt Witch Chitatoan economy, worth 319 trillion salts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 46,504 salts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,722 per year while the poor average 2,915, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Salt Witch Chitato's national animal is the chitato, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Salt Witch Chitato is ranked 199,945^th in the world and 19^th in Chitato for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 40.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.