The Holy Halls of San Pasqual is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.558 billion San Pasqualians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The thriving San Pasqualian economy, worth 807 trillion Daroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,876 Daroes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,215 per year while the poor average 7,144, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

The government is outsourcing itself, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime is a serious problem. San Pasqual's national animal is the Bandicoot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Pasqual is ranked 25,060^th in the world and 10^th in St Abbaddon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,624.65 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.