The Grand State of Sanabell is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grzegorz Siwicki with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.206 billion Sanabellians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Czykgrad. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The powerhouse Sanabellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,146 trillion groszes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,319 groszes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and diaper sales are up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanabell's national animal is the blue ringed octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sanabell is ranked 264,185^th in the world and 3^rd in Londinium for Nicest Citizens, with 0.73 average smiles per day.