The Federation of Sanistang is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Korblox Dex with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.596 billion Sanistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanistang City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sanistanian economy, worth 776 trillion Sanicrans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 138,698 Sanicrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity, populations of two-headed Midoths have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanistang's national animal is the Midoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sanistang is ranked 277,754^th in the world and 3,891^st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -306.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.