The United Kingdom of Santos Castillos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Royal Highness King Tom Castelho with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.465 billion Santo Castelões enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio do Fevereiro. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The powerhouse Santo Castelão economy, worth a remarkable 4,116 trillion Libra Castelãs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,881 Libra Castelãs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, a government program is underway to revitalize Santos Castillos's beaches, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santos Castillos's national animal is the Sea Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Santos Castillos is ranked 4,500^th in the world and 2^nd in GTA Forums for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.07 law-abiding acts per hour.