The SLU Protectorate of Sarian Islands is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Open Parliament with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 6.867 billion Sarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscuitopolis. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sarian Islandsian economy, worth 195 trillion Cookies a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,480 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of Sarian Islands has been announced as the new Head of State, and Sarian Islands has designated Biscuitopolis as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarian Islands's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Sarian Islands is ranked 165,926^th in the world and 1^st in Social Liberal Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,127.86 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.