The Federal Republic of Sariling Katinuan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Katipuno Reyes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.188 billion Katinuanianos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merdeka. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katinuanian economy, worth 132 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,553 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sariling Katinuan's national animal is the Carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sariling Katinuan is ranked 207,498^th in the world and 47^th in Civiles Conservare for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.