The Third Republic of Sathor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Vela with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 7.839 billion Sathorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arava. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sathorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Sathorian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,195 Sathorian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sathor's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sathor is ranked 287,191^st in the world and 4,052^nd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -502.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.