The Semiconnection States of Savanni is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.069 billion Savannians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberyanna. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savanni economy, worth 840 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,627 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Savanni's national animal is the Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Savanni is ranked 26,235^th in the world and 2^nd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,928.23 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.