The Armed Republic of Savossia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Bathshivah Livon with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.42 billion Savossians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alstrovord. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Savossian economy, worth 135 trillion Labor Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 95,666 Labor Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savossia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Savossia is ranked 35,770^th in the world and 17^th in Communist Allied Defense Organization for Most Patriotic, with 34.72 flags saluted per person per day.