The Former KoGB Prime Minister of Saxe-Blomheim und Plettenburg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Francis Metcalfe with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.838 billion Dominioners are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuxhaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The strong Dominion citizen economy, worth 93.6 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,949 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,276 per year while the poor average 14,385, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Saxe-Blomheim und Plettenburg's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saxe-Blomheim und Plettenburg is ranked 130,138^th in the world and 47^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Primitive, scoring -41.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.