Population | 9.737 billion |
Capital | Lorbeerstadt |
Currency | mark |
Animal | bear |
The Commonwealth of Schneeburg is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.737 billion Schneeburgers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorbeerstadt. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Schneeburgisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,449 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Schneeburg's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Schneeburg is ranked 285,943rd in the world and 31st in USSD for Most Primitive, scoring -455.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schneeburg's influence in USSD fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Schneeburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Most Developed, Most Stationary, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Schneeburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Schneeburg, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.