The Guardians of Scus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.852 billion Scusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of scus city. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Scusian economy, worth 126 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,312 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scus's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Scus is ranked 50,793^rd in the world and 1^st in New Alvarez Union for Safest, scoring 102.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.