The United Socialist States of Sebros is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Otbert Brandywood with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.837 billion Sebrosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruinrym Erdel. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sebrosian economy, worth 425 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,901 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebros's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universalism.

Sebros is ranked 261,748^th in the world and 48^th in Britannia Prima for Most Patriotic, with 1.17 flags saluted per person per day.